there’s a lot going on here
I want to make drunk google hangouts a thing bc tbh I think that’s what google hangouts were designed for.
Drunk google hangouts are the best.
Drunk google hangouts are super fun.
OF COURSE SHE HAS THE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE READILY AVAILABLE. OF COURSE.
My unavailability is the stuff of legend.
1. Sorry I didn’t blur out your name.
2. Why would you ever doubt that of me?
3. We are all fucking adorable.