Future Daughter:
Whoa. Mom. I just saw this movie called She's All That on my iGlasses.
Me:
You were supposed to be watching a documentary on heroines in the middle ages. We were supposed to be discussing Eleanor of Aquitaine right now. It's in my iSchedule.
Future Daughter:
Whatever. So, before the Civilian Protection Act made it illegal for you to congregate in huge public groups, like schools or churches, um...was high school really like that?
Me:
No. First of all, everyone in high school was a schlubby teenager. Not a beautiful 20-something actor.
Future Daughter:
Oh. Okay. Did you ever go to Prom?
Me:
I went to Junior Prom.
Future Daughter:
Did you all have a big dance number to Slimboy Fat?
Me:
To Fatboy Slim? No. We didn't have the organization or athletic co-ordination. We were real people.
Future Daughter:
What about your Senior Prom?
Me:
I skipped Senior Prom to see Star Wars in the movie theater.
Future Daughter:
What's Star Wars?
Me:
It's...It's...a really great sci-fi fantasy epic trilogy and then three other terrible prequels to that should never have been made. It's banned now. Because it preaches active resistance.
Future Daughter:
Oh. The one thing I didn't get in She's All That...why does taking off her glasses suddenly make her prettier?
I read. I write. I spend all together too much time on the internet.
I love Star Wars, Calvin & Hobbes and Ender's Game. I talk incessantly about books, TV and movies.
Blogging over at HelloGiggles! once a week on books and my general geekiness too. Posts usually go up Sunday.