villains apprehended: 1; oreos eaten: 12 (v. poor); lewd comments from Green Lantern: 4 (oh. hell. no.)

dianaprincesdiary:

Surveillance duty is SOOOOO BORING! Understand it is valuable, if not time-consuming and mind-bogglingly tendious, part of the superheroing process. But it’s SOOOOO BORING!

Spent first shift of Batman-instated exile with J’onn, who is lovely and shared his Oreos with me. He also helped give me some perspective on situation with Batman. Wish more of Earth’s men could be like the Martian. Managed to spot meteor shower headed toward International Space Station. Was able to dispatch Superman, Green Lantern, and Hawkgirll to handle problem and prevent any damage from occurring. Relationship with Shayera still a bit tense. Really should not have punched her. 

Stuck with Green Lantern for second shift. Hal is not lovely. Hal is also old air force buddy of ex-boyfriend and scoundrel Steve Trevor. Pounded Hal’s head into control boards after fourth inappropriate comment about tying me up in my own lasso. Surprisingly NOT written up by Batman, instead Green Lantern now stuck on surveillance duty for two weeks. Batman also apologized for perhaps overreacting during whole Toy Man debacle. Clearly, Alfred made him pancakes this morning. 

Nabbed purse-snatcher on way to meet Etta for movie night. Hurrah! 

Pancakes fix the baddest of moods.

hellogiggles:

Galleries: HAPPY NATIONAL COMIC BOOK DAY!

by Rachael Berkey

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Partying With Billionaire Playboys

Bruce is hungover and Tony has to fill him in on what he did last night

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geekmehard:

Holy Fanboy Regrets, Batman!

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That one friend nobody likes.

thebirdandthebat:

WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE AQUAMAN??!!

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ge-ek:

Handshakes Crossover by Vanoxymore

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morgiesan:

evenonacloudyday:

reblogging for reasons

yes.

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hydeandgeek:

Cool Batman/Penguin artwork

This made me a little cross-eyed but I like it!

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lulubonanza:

Batman and robin - pokemon by *XMenouX

heeeheeeeeee

n______n

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mysteryyoullneversolve:

Nathan Fillion as Batman

popartinferno:

BATBEAR

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Oh god. This just made my day. #Batman

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