Today is one of those days where this seems to be the only option. The only appropriate descriptor of the day is moist, and I hate that word. My hair is doing a reasonable impression of that angora rabbit I posted a picture of yesterday. And the only thing getting me through the day is the fact that I have an awesome girl-date tonight with Ali that will include comics, scotch and hopefully talk of cute boys because I am in some serious need of cute-boy talk. 

I will not be doing push-ups for beer. We are not going to UCBEast and I only do that at UCBEast.